WHY I HAVE NO LIFE
pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
(via jessielou24)

onefandomisntenough:

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

What is in hell indeed. 

scandinaviansupernaturalfandom:

I really like Jensen’s face in that last pic

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

noelle410:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power of always being right.Think about it, you say you can do a backflip, then you can do a backflip. You say you are rich, and BAM! You are now rich. Want to be attractive? SHAZAAM just say you’re attractive and then be attractive.

Can someone give this person an award

ashtonfent:

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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ruinedchildhood:

3 day weekend got me like…

ruinedchildhood:

3 day weekend got me like…

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

hissmotherfuckerimasnake:

~Giveaway!!!~

I have a shit ton of merch that I don’t want and I have no one to give it to, so I figured that I’d give it to one of my followers!

~ships anywhere~

Rules: 
•Must me following me
•Likes count, but you’re more likely to win by reblogging
•reblog as many times as you want
•Ends August 1st


~all clothing are mediums and larges~


Items:
•OM&M heart Shirt
•BMTH monster shirt
•Mayday Parade concert shirt
•I heart JB (Josh Balz) shirt
•A7X skull shirt
•AA shirt
•MIW shirt
•Mitch Lucker shirt
•AA 2013 tour shirt
•Iron Maiden 2012 tour shirt
•WCAR shirt
•OM&M shirt
•Rancid shirt
•OM&M shirt
•H2O shirt
•ATL shirt
•WCAR shirt
•AA jacket


•PTV Collide With The Sky
•ATL Dirty Work
•ATL Nothing Personal
•ATL STD
•MIW Infamous
•OM&M Restoring Force
•OM&M The Flood
•ADTR Common Courtesy
•BMTH Sempiternal
•Blink-182
•Attila About That Life
•AA From Death To Destiny


•Signed OM&M poster (signed by all members)

daphne-and-fred:

Do it for the vine? More like do it for the 5. Study for AP exams kids.

lovelastsonlysolong:

Please!! I beg you! I’ll sell my soul!

lovelastsonlysolong:

Please!! I beg you! I’ll sell my soul!

ohioisloko:

((((i did a thing)))) I don’t think this had been done before so yeah here you go, cred to mee

ohioisloko:

((((i did a thing)))) I don’t think this had been done before so yeah here you go, cred to mee

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u